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Why "Hot Rod" deserves an Oscar

Journal Entry: Sun Nov 29, 2009, 2:58 PM
  • Mood: Humor


Have you seen the movie "Hot Rod?" It is almost plotless and does absolutely nothing to apologize for its silliness and stupidity. In fact, it practically takes a long, luxurious bath in it. That being said, it made me giggle more than once. This is why:


10 Reasons "Hot Rod" Deserves an Oscar

1.) Two words: Will Arnett

2.) Two more words: Danny McBride (the best person in the world)

3.) The best angry dance since Bret's.

4.) Racist,hypothetical food brawls.

5.) People dancing (poorly) to "Two of Hearts." Tears, people. Tears of joy.

6.) Great lines like "Have fun being married to Satan!"

7.) A stirring, WTF? 80's soundtrack.

8.) Spontaneous looting.

9.) OMG, it's the "Dick in a Box" guys!!

10.) Great phrases we can all someday use should we ever need to raise a lot of money quickly for a retarded endeavor. Like "Operation Fiscal Jackhammer."

And that, my friends, is why "Hot Rod" deserves an Oscar and you should watch it some night when you're really drunk and have nothing better to do.




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  • Interests: Digital design,music, film, politics, anything that makes me laugh
  • Favourite movie: "This Is Spinal Tap"
  • Favourite genre of music: Alternative, hip-hop
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Who has two thumbs and is going to be featured in the next issue of Advanced Photoshop? 

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51 deviants said PENIS!
36%
47 deviants said A very clever monkey.
25%
33 deviants said Just imagine me pointing at myself with my thumbs.

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